Chaz Bono Says He’s Ready To Date

Chaz Bono has said he's ready to start dating for the first time as a single guy - or even as a guy, for that matter.

Cher’s transsexual son Chaz Bono says he is ready to start dating for the first time as a single guy. Pop singer Sinead O’Connor told an anonymous source that has her re-thinking her re-thinking of her divorce.

Newly thin-again Kirstie Alley told Ellen DeGeneres she's going to start dating "butt-ugly men". When DeGeneres asked "how butt-ugly" Alley said "oh, you know - like Chaz Bono butt-ugly".

 

From The Diary Of Osama bin Laden #1

April 28 2011

Dear Diary,

Why have they not voted Kirstie Alley off of “Dancing With The Stars”? I have camels that are more graceful! It’s a conspiracy – they are rigging the voting because her weight loss is good PR! This is just the kind of thing that makes me wish death to America!