There’s really only one clear choice!
Lindsay Lohan was arrested in New York after leaving the scene of an accident in which she allegedly hit a pedestrian.
Lohan entered the parking area of the Dream Hotel in her 2010 Porsche Cayenne shortly after midnight, police said. The hotel shares a driveway with a restaurant. Police allege that as Lohan was entering she hit a restaurant employee.
Lohan allegedly continued into the driveway and parked her car, leaving the scene of the accident. When Lohan was arrested she was heard to complain “you mean I have to stop and report an accident every time I run someone over in a parking lot? Do you have any idea how often that happens?”
The Los Angeles county District Attorney has rejected the case against Lindsay Lohan in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches, sunglasses and monogrammed Tiffany tableware, saying there is insufficient evidence to prosecute the troubled young starlet.
The L.A. Police officer in charge of the investigation admitted their case was weak, but said “hey, who wouldn’t take the excuse to frisk her?”
….for about a minute before posting $75,000 bail. Immediately after her release she went to the beach to work on her freckles, then partied in several L.A. hot spots before succumbing to excess.