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Hot off the GraceLessLand wire:

  • All Americans will be required to own a copy of “Art of the Deal” – and not a used copy, either, but a brand new one!
  • The economic recovery has been called-off due to the new requirement that only the 0.0001% at the top will make any money.
  • Your new Attorney General, Chris Christie, will put a stop to all this legal marijuana nonsense and deprive the states of billions in tax revenue.
  • All Muslims will be required to have an identification chip implanted under their skin that also contains an explosive charge that can be detonated remotely.
  • Women will no longer be allowed to dress as they wish – anything that obstructs access to their genitalia is banned.
  • The President will henceforth be called “Pharaoh”, and all citizens will be required to spend six months each year working on Pharaoh’s Wall.

University Of Colorado Busts 4/20 Smokers

Boulder, Colorado sheriffs' deputies arrest students at the University of Colorado for smoking marijuana to celebrate the annual "4/20" marijuana legalization protest. While these deputies were leading these students away in handcuffs, Secret Service agents who had engaged prostitutes while on duty were allowed to resign with no further action taken.

Pat Robertson Endorses Legalizing Marijuana

TV evangelist Pat Robertson, who is no stranger to controversy, says he thinks marijuana should be treated "the way we treat beverage alcohol...this war on drugs just hasn’t succeeded.”

Marijuana Smuggling Plane Intercepted Near President’s Flight

Two F-16 fighter jets intercepted a civilian Cessna aircraft that entered restricted airspace around Marine One as the helicopter was carrying President Obama in the Los Angeles area. After it was forced down the Cessna was found to be carrying about 40 pounds of marijuana.