Day After Election Fox News Implodes

Once the shock of President Barack Obama’s reelection wore-off at Fox News the grief set in. Pundit Bill O’Reilly blamed minorities, as did Dick “Dick” Morris, saying the “traditional America” is dead. Others at the unfair and bullshit news network blamed the rest of the media, especially for their coverage of hurricane Sandy because everyone knows any hurricane that makes landfall in the northeast instead of the south must be a liberal.

Robert Blake Appears On Piers Morgan Show

Actor Robert Blake appeared on Piers Morgan’s interview program on CNN and proceeded to charm his host and the audience with a display of what a calm, rational, not-at-all aggressive, confrontational, and potentially homicidal maniac he is. He also proved that a 79-year-old man can adopt First Lady Michelle Obama’s sleeveless look to good effect.

Arabic Media Struggles With New French PM’s Name

Apparently the new French Prime Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault’s last name is extremely similar to an Arabic slang word for “penis”, prompting some Arabic-language media to intentionally mispronounce it.

Time Breast Feeding Cover Stirs Controversy

Some are claiming Time Magazine went too far with this cover depicting a mother breast feeding her gigantic 3-year-old son. Some just think it’s creepy. The majority of men just feel cheated.

Tucker Carlson Berates The NAACP

Fox News contributor Tucker Carlson made an appearance on the Sean Hannity program to vent his hatred of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Carlson called the venerated civil rights organization "a sad joke that should be shut down", "an absurd fringe group", and "pathetic".

Ashley Judd Responds To Plastic Surgery Reports

Actress Ashley Judd, star of the television series "Missing", has responded to speculation that she has had plastic surgery with a scathing indictment of the news media, their methods, and agenda. Unfortunately most of the people she was criticizing have no idea what she meant because she used too many big words that are beyond a 5th grade vocabulary.

NBC Fires Producer Of Edited Zimmerman Tape

NBC has apparently fired the producer responsible for the edited 911 tape of George Zimmerman speaking shortly before he shot and killed Trayvon Martin. The edited tape makes it appear as if Zimmerman offers a "racial profiling" of Martin, when actually the 911 operator asked Zimmerman to report Martin's race.