And Then He Rode Into The Sunset On His Podium

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And They Laughed And Laughed

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And Police And Firemen And….

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It Scurried Across The Tarmac Trying To Escape

Try To Fly Casual

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It’s Worse Before They’ve Been Fed

I Mean Like Adrienne Barbeau

Definition: Icecreamberg

icecreamberg -noun- what you get when you add milk to a bowl of cereal that has a scoop of ice cream at the bottom.

No More Electoral Kindergarten?

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How About You? Have YOU Been Meeting With The Russians?

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Comey Says Things – Senators Say Things – News Commentators Say Things

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A Lesson In Anthropology From A Neanderthal

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Gee And He Just Got Back From Over There

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It Must Have Been Crowded At That Meeting

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So Is Stupidity

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Sessions Failed To Disclose Russia Meetings

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Chelsea Manning Released From Prison

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Must Have Seen TV

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Everyone is 20 years older so it will be 20 times funnier!

Nothing Up My Sleeve….

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Barron Trump Will Be The New FBI Director

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Cue The Banjo Music

They Are Still In Town, Right?

No, But Yes He Is

Sayonara Douchebag!

While Supplies Last!

It’s Just Common Sense!

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Containment Has Been Breached

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AH-OOGA! AH-OOGA! One of Them has escaped the secure facility in Washington D.C.

Word has it Kushner is trying to negotiate a deal where the Russians take Iraq off our hands, and that’s it – as soon as it closes escrow we’re out, they’re in, and we walk away clean! Everybody’s happy!

The Senate Says “Nyet!”

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Trump Goes On Pussy-Grabbing Spree After Healthcare Fail

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Trump Appoints Commissars To Watch The Watchers

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