DUCK! IT’S CONSUME!

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Spatial Delivery

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They Feared For Their Lives

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Insurance Won’t Cover It

“Not Now” Is “Won Ton” Spelled Backwards

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Someone Dropped The Box Of Lies

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The Amoeba Entered The Country Illegally

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Tulsa Distancing

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No Ifs Ands Or Butts

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Biden Denies Allegations Of Sexual Assault

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And That’s Not The Royal We

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During The CORONAvirus Crisis

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Because no one is talking about how corrupt he is – just how incompetent he is.

Americans Asked To Sacrifice To Fight Virus

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Bloomberg Quits

So Long Mr. Mayor

Can You Hear Me Now?

And The Teeth Weren’t The Only Things Made Of Wood

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Yang Drops Out Of Race

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So there goes everyone’s $1,000.00 per month!

That’s Russia, Not Ukraine

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Comrade Trump Is Acquitted!

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DIY Plastic Surgery

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Clinton Disses Bernie

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It’s A Very Exclusive Club

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Some People Are Saying There’s Something There

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Queen Gives Annual Address

House Impeaches Trump

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That Doesn’t Help Digestion

Also Those Big Shrimp

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Says He Doesn’t Want Them To Get Fat Like Him

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Try “Awakened”