FCC Worker Caught Watching Porn At Work

“Hey! You’re not supposed to be watching porn!”

“I’m not! These are surveillance tapes of the Clinton-era Oval Office!”

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Not Like Ours

What must Muslim porn be like? Pictures of women in burqas taking their glasses off? A man and a woman – in the same room! A video of someone thinking about sex?

From The Diary Of Osama bin Laden #2

May 1, 2011

Dear Diary,

My wives keep nagging me to take them out. “We never go anywhere!” they whine, and needle me with “What happened to the fun-loving Jihadi we married?” I keep telling them we can’t leave the compound – we’re in hiding for Allah’s sake! Of course I would love to make a night of it in Islamabad, just to have a good meal – I mean the only pizza place that delivers here is Domino’s! Their crust sucks!

Oh! There is the door bell! Maybe it’s the courier with some new porn!

Playboy Publishes 3D Centerfold

In a huge leap forward for the softcore porn industry Playboy is featuring a 3D centerfold (with glasses) in it’s newest issue. So now men can look at nude women in 3D just as if they were real. You know, like real women in real life. What do you mean “no, I don’t know”?