The Incomplete Works Of Shakespeare

HAMLET: To be or…umm…hmmm….

ROMEO AND JULIET: Is this a blender schnauzer crepe pan piano I see before me?

JULIUS CAESER: Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your lawnmower…no, hang-on a sec….

Think About It #1

Shakespeare, Milton, Fielding, and Thoreau were lying about on the floor after having sex. As Thoreau passed a joint to Milton he said “I’d rather be here with you three than with the finest people on Earth”. Shakespeare immediately scribbled this down for use in his next play.