FoxNipple.com

Anyone who has the stomach to visit FoxNews.com on a regular basis knows they prominently feature more T&A than all other news sites combined. It’s just another of those Fox Features that says “tabloid” in large bleeding letters. But I think we may have reached a milestone of sorts. Today, FoxNews.com ran its “Fox 411” gossip column with a story about one of Charlie Sheen’s professional girlfriends appearing in Playboy magazine.

This is a screen grab of the "Fox 411" column about ex-Charlie Sheen "goddess" Bree Olson's appearance in Playboy. Two sections of the article are set side-by-side in this otherwise un-mucked-with image.

It’s the shot on the right that puts Fox over-the-top here: that’s real pink nipple you see under her diaphanous raiment. Here’s a stunning close-up:

The fine little pucker-button in question.

Now is one little nipple a big deal on the porn-drenched Internet? Not really – unless it appears on a site that has about a dozen conservative pundits who invoke their diamond-hard belief in “family values” about 80 times a day.

I once kept statistics on the amount of tits and ass on FoxNews.com as compared with CNN, ABC,NBC,CBS, and PBS. Fox ran nearly SIX TIMES more boobs-‘n-buns than the closest competitor (CNN) over the course of a month. The reason why is obvious: people aren’t going to a media outlet featuring the likes of Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly for the intellectual stimulation.

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Barbi Twins Strip To Save Pussies

Thank God for this fair and balanced report from Fox News! Fox is always in the forefront of serious entertainment reporting – why this week alone they’ve had features on how fat Kirstie Alley is, which stars have the best bikini bodies, and I’m pretty-sure there was something about who looks best with no underwear on when exiting a limo.

There's no way this is just an excuse to funnel traffic to the Barbi Twins site, and provide yet another T&A link on Fox News.

There's no way this is just an excuse to funnel traffic to the Barbi Twins site, and provide yet another T&A link on Fox News.

There is absolutely no possibility that this “Fox 411” feature could be designed to get traffic through Fox News by offering links to pictures of the quite anatomically amazing Barbi Twins. The Twins’ Web site offers various critical social commentaries on eating disorders, animal rights, and how to arch your back so far you could give yourself scoliosis. Not to mention the importance of lubricants when posing under hot lights. Thanks, Fox News!