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Large Earthquake Strikes Near Van, Turkey

The heavy quake was centered near the city of Van in eastern Turkey.

“Sex and the City 2” Banned In Abu Dhabi

The United Arab Emirates city of Abu Dhabi has banned all screenings of the new “Sex and the City 2” movie. The film’s producers responded with a blistering critique of “Islamic conservatism” and “outdated moral strictures”.

But one Abu Dhabi official said the filmakers had misunderstood: “It’s not the sex, it’s just a really terrible movie. This movie stinks so bad it makes your oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico seem like roses. See that pile of camel dung over there? Perfume by comparison. We just can’t subject our people to this kind of awful, horrid writing, acting, and directing. Allah-the-One himself would barf over this dog.”

The cast of "Sex and the City 2" at the premier in Abu Dhabi. The film was stopped after the first ten minutes.