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Spitzer Disses Weiner

(Click the image for the full story at CNN.com)

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Highlights Of 2011 #4

The story of Representative Anthony Weiner's salacious online behavior was broken by conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart.

While Anthony Weiner did eventually resign his seat in the legislature, he seems to have managed to come to some kind of understanding with his wife Huma Abedin, a close aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who knows a thing or two about husbands and their wieners.

Constituents Protest Weiner

Voters from Queens gathered to both protest and support embattled Rep. Anthony Weiner (D – NY). Shouting “I don’t want my kids to see Weiner!” and “I voted for Weiner, not wiener!” the crowd of angry protesters demanded Weiner resign. Supporters, including a contingent from the Borough Rest Home For Ladies and an all-male choir group, insisted Weiner should remain in office, although they would like him to spend more time in the district “getting to know his constituents”.

Voters from Rep. Anthony Weiner's congressional district gathered bearing signs that proclaimed their opposition or support of the congressman who tweeted his wiener.

Anthony Weiner Calls Bill Clinton

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D – NY) called ex-president Bill Clinton to express his remorse over lying about “inappropriate” online relationships.

Clinton advised Weiner to be patient: “Look at what happened to me – if you just wait things will blow over. Sure things suck right now, and the media will chew you up and spit you out, but you just have to swallow your pride and take your licks.”

Is It Weiner’s Wiener?

Did someone hack Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account and post a picture of a penis, or did Weiner actually tweet his own wiener? Considering this story was broken by Andrew Breitbart we should probably give Weiner the benefit of the doubt. Because even though the Democrat congressman from New York has the name “Weiner”, there’s little doubt Breitbart is a dick.

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) uses some metrics to defend himself against charges he tweeted his wiener. "Only I tweet his wiener" said his wife Huma Abedin.