Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

Oct 5 2016

“Quantum Leap”! I Loved That Show!

It’s not like she’s torturing them – it’s part of her education program to retrain workers to meet the challenges of the 21st century. Things like the concept of too-much liberty, of having all decisions made for you by “Privatized Domesticity”, where most people will live in blocks of corporate housing, sealed inside a polycarbonate capsule for the six-hour rest period each will be allowed daily. And woe to the privatized person that is caught without their identity chip subdermally implanted in the end of their nose! The Guardians will smack your face into the reader again and again before they catch-on you just don’t have one. These represent huge challenges to those in power and who want to remain in power. Re-eduction simply eases the transition to privatization.

People like this woman prattling-on about how someone is a threat to their mythological belief system offend my sensibilities as a believer in the corporate One to which we all contribute daily, and ultimately for the rest of our corporate lives. If this reeducation program requires bringing Janet Reno out of retirement then so be it!

(Click the image to read the full story at RawStory.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at RawStory.com)

Dec 14 2012

Rice Withdraws From State Dept. Bid

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U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice has withdrawn her name from consideration for the post of Secretary of State in the aftermath of severe criticism from congressional Republicans over her testimony on the terrorist attacks on the U.S. diplomatic mission in Libya.

“We just don’t want another woman or another negro in the cabinet” said Senator John McCain, Rice’s most outspoken critic. “So we’ve killed two birds with one smear campaign. This is as close as we’ll get to beating the crap out of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.”

Some analysts think the Republicans have made a mistake in making Rice the scapegoat for the delayed reaction to the attacks on the U.S. mission in Benghazi, Libya, where Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other Americans were killed. This seems to let Hillary Clinton off the hook in the debacle, and clears the way for her probable presidential run in 2016.

Jul 27 2012

Stranger Things Have Happened

Under the provisions of the 12th and 20th amendments to the Constitution, it is possible that Hillary Clinton could become President of the United States (acting) in 2012. The process would start with an electoral college vote tie between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. It is also possible that monkeys might fly out of my butt, and have even smaller monkeys flying out of theirs. Because the idea that John Boehner wouldn’t resign as Speaker of the House to become President, even temporarily, is pretty far-fetched.

Jul 16 2012

Hillary Clinton Greeted With Jeers In Egypt

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was greeted with thrown tomatoes and shoes, and jeers of “Monica!” as her motorcade left the newly reopened U.S. consulate in Alexandria, Egypt.

Jun 8 2012

Bill Clinton Backtracks On Extending Bush Tax Cuts

Ex-President Bill Clinton apologized for making statements that sounded like an endorsement of extending Bush-era tax cuts on wealthy Americans. “I thought something had to be done right away – I forgot the first rule of being a politician in an election year: doing things is dangerous. Election years are a time to talk specifically about things your party has done that you know are popular with your voters, and speaking in sweeping generalities about the future. Under no circumstances do you actually do anything!”

Clinton looked tired as he made his recantation – as if he had been up all night being brow-beaten.

Dec 27 2011

Highlights Of 2011 #4

The story of Representative Anthony Weiner's salacious online behavior was broken by conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart.

While Anthony Weiner did eventually resign his seat in the legislature, he seems to have managed to come to some kind of understanding with his wife Huma Abedin, a close aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who knows a thing or two about husbands and their wieners.

Nov 17 2009

Hillary Clinton Had A Crush On Fabian

Do not feel discouraged if you don’t know who Fabian is/was. Actually, don’t feel bad if you have no idea who Hillary Clinton is – although that may indicate you should change the channel now and then.

Anyway, Ms. Clinton was taking questions from young women in the Philipines when asked if she had ever had a crush on anyone other than Bill Clinton. Unfortunately for the United States of America and the State Department, Secretary of State Clinton answered the question – at length. She revealed the incredibly embarrassing fact she was once president of a Fabian fan club.

During the Nixon administration during the 1970s the same question was posed to Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. Kissinger replied “What the fuck kind of dumbass question is that to ask the Secretary of State of the United States of America?”

And then Kissinger admitted to a longtime crush on silent screen star Zazu Pitts: “She gives me major wood” Kissinger said.