Monthly Archives: May 2013
Fox Parent Company Knew Of Subpoena In 2010
DOJ Investigated Fox News Employee
McCain Criticizes Obama Position On AUMF
Arias Tried To Make Sentencing Deal With Jury
Mexico Weaponizes Salsa
UN calls for moratorium on SMD (sauces of mass destruction). President Obama says he was unaware of the deadly condiment until he saw it on the news. Karl Rove calls revelation the biggest disaster in his lifetime. House GOP vows to investigate the administration’s involvement with sending cilantro to Mexico City.
Readers’ Digest Poll: Kristen Stewart Is Least Trusted Movie Star
President’s Approval Rating Unaffected By Scandals
President Obama Denies Knowledge Of Scandals
CBS News: GOP Played Doctor With Administration Emails
Maybe The New Version Of Windows 8 Will Fix This
Rubio Calls For Non-Existent Person To Resign
Viewers’ Reactions To New 3D “Great Gatsby”
They’ll Just Have To Keep Digging Until There’s No Dirt Left
14-Year-Old’s Study Shows iPad 2 Can Interfere With Pacemakers
U.N. Just Says No To Killer Robots
Shanna Moakler Says Breast Feeding Is “Incestual”
Justice Thomas: Obama Approved By “Elites”
Fox News: Washington Man Wounds Home Invader
NRA Holds Annual Meeting In Houston
Poll: 29% Think Armed Struggle Is Coming In U.S.
In another poll conducted at the same time, 71% of Americans were found not to be batshit crazy. Also, of the 29% found to think armed revolution may be needed, 100% thought the Boston Marathon bombers were wrong to attack other Americans. The poll also found that 100% were inconsistent in their thinking. And they don’t vote or read, or actually have any real idea of what is going on in the world around them.
If Mr. Ed Was Working Today
CERN To Reconstruct World’s First Web Page
To celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the World Wide Web CERN will reconstruct the very first Web page ever published back in 1993. A team of translators and digital archaeologists have determined that the page reads “ERROR 404: The tablet you have requested is unavailable. Reasons for this may include the tablet is being re-inscribed, the tablet was dropped and is broken, or there may be too many people trying to read the tablet. Please try again later.”