Eight of the more than three thousand Republican candidates for the party's presidential nomination met in Iowa Thursday.
Here a few tidbits of information we picked up from the latest GOP debate in Iowa:
RON PAUL lives in an alternate universe where all problems can be solved by reforming monetary policy and returning to the gold standard.
MICHELE BACHMANN takes so long to pee it made her late getting back to the stage after a commercial break.
MITT ROMNEY apparently thinks “the way the economy works” is you shut-down factories and make sure your state is 47th out of 50 in job creation.
TIM PAWLENTY likes to fight with short women and instead of raising taxes likes to create “fees”.
HERMAN CAIN wants the country to have “high fences” AND “wide open doors”, apparently making the fences unnecessary.
NEWT GINGRICH won’t answer “gotcha questions” like why did all your campaign staff quit and what are your foreign policy views, and thinks the crowd is bellowing “NEWT” when they are actually booing.
GUY FROM UTAH owns a company that created 10,000 jobs…in China.
RICK SANTORUM’s toupee causes me to have epileptic fits whenever his face is on-screen – and apparently has the same effect on Bret Baier because he never asked him anything.
Fox News moderator Bret Baier conducts the Iowa debate in a predictably fair and balanced manner.