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Thoughts And Prayers
Where Is North Korean Leader?
Crimea Vote: 97% Say Join Russia
Ugandan President Signs Anti-Gay Bill
Venezuelan Strong-Man Hugo Chavez Dies
Man Arrested For Dressing As Woman In Females-Only Park
Police in the United Arab Emirates arrested an Indian national in a females-only park, saying the man was dressed as a woman. The man was charged with violating “principles of public decency and societal customs and authentic Arab Islamic traditions,” although he got a few points for not having shaved his mustache as part of his disguise. However those points were taken back when it was discovered he had shaved elsewhere.
Greece Adopts Austerity Measures
The Greek Parliament voted to implement austerity spending cuts in an attempt to stem the country’s spiral into economic disaster. As the government voted on the measure thousands of unhappy Greeks rioted in the streets of Athens, mainly just to have something to do since unemployment there is running at around 99%.
President Of Mauritania Shot By Own Troops
Mauritanian President Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz was shot by members of his country’s military Sunday in what is being termed a “friendly fire” incident. Abdel Aziz is being treated for his wounds at a French military hospital.
Protesters Attack American Embassies In Egypt And Libya
Bra-Killer: Do We Need Underwear Control?
A Russian woman has been charged with strangling her neighbor with her bra when he refused to give her money to buy alcohol.
That’s it – I don’t think I need to make anything up here.
Hillary Clinton Greeted With Jeers In Egypt
China Lifts Ban On Lesbian Blood Donation
UPDATE: Gay men are still banned from donating blood in the United States, and have been since the 1980s, although there is a movement in Congress to end this ban.
Mubarak May Be Clinically Dead
Former Egyptian strongman Hosni Mubarak has reportedly been declared clinically dead at a hospital in Cairo after suffering a massive heart attack. However, sources in the Egyptian military dispute this claim, saying Mubarak is alive but in critical condition, kind of like Egypt.
Mubarak Gets (What’s Left Of His) Life In Prison
Scientists To Probe Mysterious Baltic Anomaly
Blair Says Murdoch Put Political Pressure On Him
Lesbian Couple To “Wed” At Disney World Japan
Doctor Who Helped Get bin Laden Gets 33 Years
Japan Tsunami Debris Washes Up In Alaska
Plane Diverted Due To Woman’s Claim Of Implant
Arabic Media Struggles With New French PM’s Name
Escaped Penguin Survives In Tokyo Bay
Communists And Nazis Win Greek Elections
The rest of the world moans in agony….