….aaaand Another Trumpeter Snaps

All across America they are snapping and going psycho – Trump supporters, often average everyday white people of middle or upper-middle or even upper class who suddenly start screaming as all those psychotic pressures that have built up over the decades are suddenly released in a sort-of Trumpgasm that gets all over everyone.

(Click the image to read the full story at RawStory.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at RawStory.com)

First Florence Henderson – Now Fidel Castro

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

He was of a generation of tense bullshit people like Nixon, Khrushchev, The Shah of Iran, Yasser Arafat, etc. that made growing-up in the 1960s and 1970s a special, colorful, subtextually frightening time.

We’ve Cracked The Code

The government dog just shook a large number of political fleas out of its hair and, unfortunately, into lobbying and media jobs. Look for some old friends who suddenly wield semi-divine power over what business does and mostly does not get done. And look for some fresh faces anxious to make a name for themselves, probably by attacking Trump or slavishly licking his backside.

(Click the image to read the full story at BallotPedia.org)

(Click the image to read the full story at BallotPedia.org)

This Just In

Hot off the GraceLessLand wire:

  • All Americans will be required to own a copy of “Art of the Deal” – and not a used copy, either, but a brand new one!
  • The economic recovery has been called-off due to the new requirement that only the 0.0001% at the top will make any money.
  • Your new Attorney General, Chris Christie, will put a stop to all this legal marijuana nonsense and deprive the states of billions in tax revenue.
  • All Muslims will be required to have an identification chip implanted under their skin that also contains an explosive charge that can be detonated remotely.
  • Women will no longer be allowed to dress as they wish – anything that obstructs access to their genitalia is banned.
  • The President will henceforth be called “Pharaoh”, and all citizens will be required to spend six months each year working on Pharaoh’s Wall.