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Former President George W. Bush Takes-Up Painting As Retirement Hobby

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Boston Bomber’s Mother May Be From The West

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The FBI says she resembles woman wanted for threatening a little girl and her dog, for setting a man on fire, and for mistreating monkeys.

All Five Living Presidents Attend Bush Library Dedication

(Click the image to see pictures at FoxNews.com)

(Click the image to see pictures at FoxNews.com)

People Magazine Makes A Huge Mistake

(Click the image for the full story at People.com)

(Click the image for the full story at People.com)

People magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow their Most Beautiful Woman In The World for 2013. Here at GraceLessLand we think they got that wrong, and here’s the cover People should have used:

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

Bill Gates Shows Disrespect For S. Korean President

(Click the image to read the full story at Telegraph.co.uk)

(Click the image to read the full story at Telegraph.co.uk)

Obama Angers GOP By Mirandizing, Charging Bomber

(Click the image of ball-hungry Senator Lindsey Graham for the full story at FoxNews.com)

(Click the image of ball-hungry Senator Lindsey Graham for the full story at FoxNews.com)

George W. Endorses Jeb

(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Former President George W. Bush says his brother Jeb is the best candidate for president in 2016. “He’s got a proven track record. He was a governor of a big state. He’s very articulated. He bends at the elbows and waist.”

Bush made the comments on the eve of the opening of his presidential library – the first library that will contain no written material.

Elvis Impersonator Arrested In Ricin Case

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

Only in America!

MPAA Rolls-Out New Ratings System

(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

The Motion Picture Association of America announced changes to its movie rating system that will include more specific descriptions of potentially objectionable material in movies shown in theaters in the U.S.

Senate Rejects Background Checks For Gun Buyers

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

New Defense Sec’y Cancels Drone Operator Medal

Click the image for the full story at FoxNews.com

(Click the image for the full story at FoxNews.com)

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has decided there will be no medal for exemplary drone service. Hagel also said there will be no purple heart awards for carpal tunnel wrist injuries.

Fox News: Two Home Invaders Killed By Homeowner With Gun

Police released these images of the two dead suspects. (Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Police released these images of the two dead suspects. (Click the image to read the full story at FoxNews.com)

Study: Women Prefer A Large Penis

(Click the image to read the full story at ScienceMag.org)

(Click the image to read the full story at ScienceMag.org)

In other Big Science News: the Earth goes around the Sun, when water gets really cold it becomes ice, and there’s gravity.

Comedian Steve Martin And Wife Welcome First Child

(Click the image to read the full story at ParentSociety.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at ParentSociety.com)

Senators Manchin And Toomey Announce Gun Compromise

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

(Click the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

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British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher 1925-2013

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Connecticut Governor Calls NRA’s LaPierre A “Clown”

And damn if it isn't true! (Click the image to read the full story and see a video clip at CNN.com)

And damn if it isn’t true! (Click the image to read the full story and see a video clip at CNN.com)

N. Korea Moves Missile Launchers To Southern Border

(Click on the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

(Click on the image to read the full story at CNN.com)

U.S. – N. Korea Tensions Heat up

North Korean soldiers prepare to fight for minutes on end once their leaders order them Southward.

North Korean soldiers prepare to fight for minutes on end once their leaders order them Southward.

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Fallon To Replace Leno In 2014

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Kirk Is Second GOP Senator To Favor Same-Sex Marriage

Click the image to read the full story at LATimes.com

Click the image to read the full story at LATimes.com

Caroline Kennedy Considered For Ambassador Role

Quick! While she's still alive! Click the image to read the full story on CNN.com

Quick! While she’s still alive! Click the image to read the full story on CNN.com

Happy April Fools Day!

As per our tradition here at GraceLessLand, we take April 1st off and enjoy everyone else’s lies and tomfoolery.