No Charges Against Lohan For Burglary

The Los Angeles county District Attorney has rejected the case against Lindsay Lohan in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches, sunglasses and monogrammed Tiffany tableware, saying there is insufficient evidence to prosecute the troubled young starlet.

The L.A. Police officer in charge of the investigation admitted their case was weak, but said “hey, who wouldn’t take the excuse to frisk her?”

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GOP Convention Nominates Romney And Ryan

Newt Gingrich was reportedly carried off the stage kicking and screaming.